About the Stock Market

Most Chinese in Singapore would have heard of or are avid fans of the variety show "隐藏的歌手 Talent Singer"

The premise is very simple, each episode revolves around a famous singer plus a few voice imitators. Each round they will be randomly assigned to a closed booth and they will be cued to sing bits of the famous songs from the episode's guest star singer. At the end of the singing, the audience together with various talking celebrity guests will try and guess which is the real singer and vote who they think is the real singer. Upon revealing the votes, the lest voted will be 'disqualified' from the next round of singing and guessing.

Most part of the show revolves around the reactions of the celebrity guests as they talk it out who they think is the bona fide singer. Each episode typically have one 'best friend celebrity' in the mix. More often than not hilarity ensues regardless of their guesses/votes/outcome.

If I could not explain it clearly, please look at the video below. Even non-mandarin speaking people can figure out what is going on more or less.

Apart from the entertainment this show brings about, I would like readers, to understand that this is exactly how the stock market works.

In each episode, it is not uncommon for the original singer to be voted out midway. As more often than not, singer's voice change over time and modern music recording techniques tend to alter the voice through sound engineering and manipulation (aka auto tune).

The people involved:
The singers (original singer and imitators) = the stock counters, their voices are the company's balance sheets/income statements/annual reports.

The celebrity guests = the various stock brokers, financial institutes, big banks who provides commentary on which they think is the real singer.

The rest of the audiences = general investors


How it is the same?
No matter how these singers guess, never have all of them been able to be consistently correct. Even those industry veterans who supposedly have a very good ear for sound, they are able to guess wrongly. And some case, be very very wrong when they even cock-surely declare one particular booth is most definitely not the original singer when it really is.

This has happened all the time, it gets to be even more ridiculous when they try to refer to previous rounds or build confidence based on previous round's results.

The audiences, being non-professionals, will be more or less swayed by the celebrity guests' discussions and votes. Evident by the tabulated results.


Of course, no way is this show going to teach you how to pick stocks, but this show is one of the best ways to show you how the stock market behaves and reacts. It is a good lesson to follow and learn from. Literally, learn how to listen and siphon through the noise.

"Oil price up, stock market will go up"
"Oil price up, USD will go down as commodity is opposite of currencies"
"USD up, stock market will go up too"

These are the three most common fairy dust, magic bean, medicated oil sales pitch used. If history is any indicator...(you complete the sentence however way you want to).

Just so you know...

Analog-y: Specifications of Consumer Electronics

Although I preach a lot about being analog, but do take note that being analog does not mean shunning technology. In fact, for my age of 27 as of writing, I have lived in the transitional period in advancements.

Classrooms changed from chalkboards to use whiteboards with printing functions, nowadays, classrooms uses laptops/tablets to conduct lessons. It is engaging to say the least as it brings aesthetics to the students which I think is helpful for creativity growing up. 

Technology is inevitable:

"kids are born into an era where from infancy, they see more camera lenses of smart phones than actual human faces."

The question is:

Have we ever stopped and think if "it" is necessary? By "it" I meant these technological advances. Again, I do not mean the capability of advancement, I meant the constant need to upgrade. 

At times, I blame the marketing department for promoting useless things for profit (case in point: but that in essence is the hardest thing to do in marketing right?) Lets quickly look at some of the things where our judgement is clouded due to specs. I'm not going to lay out any specs as you can look it up yourself, I'm just going to write based on my own personal experiences.

Now when people buy any consumer electronics, they will look at the specs and price before looking at the actual product, as if they will be tested in some user qualification and proficiency exam next week or otherwise the product will be taken from you.

Phones

This is the most commonly argued topic every 6 months when a new phone comes out, this versus that. Apple vs Android. 

I have used an Apple iPhone 5S and a Samsung S5 concurrently before. Apple is my personal phone just because I get android phones provided by office. I use them both for work and entertainment, whichever is within grasp. I have to say, the overall user experience after owning them for 1 year is quite clear, Apple being the older design (iPhone 5S Oct 2013, Samsung S5 Apr 2014), does perform more reliably and simpler to use.

The iPhone just works, it does not list out it's specs to compare with other phones, it just works. The Samsung, although initially faster, starts to lag after 8 months of usage. No point having a super computer spec-ed phone when it is so laggy after 8 months of usage right? Not to mention Apple's bloat ware do not hinder as much as Android and Samsung's (I seriously hate Samsung's and Singtel's ultra useless bloatware and you still glitched and gave away private information of other customers)

That being said, Androids are easy to use for emailing and watching videos. But for communication , Facebook, games, general app usage, charging speed, form factor, function factor, shelf life, and reliability over a long time iPhone takes the lead. 

Television

When I was young, TVs were fat and phones can be used as a weapon. Now TVs are slimmer than brick phones, and have Android systems within it. 

720p, 1080p and recently Ultra HD 4K (I wonder what funny names will they come up next, cosmic clarity/reality vision/real view 12K Super Duper Ultra HD abbreviated SDUHD)

When I stand in an array of TV, I really could not discern between 720p or 1080p much less UHD 4K which is it's trade name, when in fact Ultra HD 4K is technically 2160p (you know that right? Or are you a sheep that buys whatever people tell you to?) 

It is the same with music players, the media format and quality is just as important as the medium, no point having UUUUUHDTV when you plug it into normal TV or watch 1080p movies. It's like loading nerf gun rounds to a Barret M82. 

"Isn't it funny when your TV has more resolution than you in life?"

Computers

Nuff said, all generic windows laptop lags, just suck it up and pay for new one. And Apple is intimidating to use for windows users. 

*whipsers: anyone mentioned Linux? 

Laptops used to dominate IT Shows but now it is like the airline industry in an eternal arms race. Portability vs specs vs hardware vs software, it has come to the point where most 'flagship' laptops offer the same programs with plenty of bloatware by their own company. 

There is also the case of focusing on packaging, cased in full aluminium alloys and has all the curves. Best is to understand your own usage when choosing laptops.

Portable Music Players

This is where sky is the limit, audiophiles gone wild, high end audio equipment starts being portable and everyone is taking it to the streets with their custom IEMs and super expensive Music players listening to songs that weren't even recorded with that much clarity in the first place. 

It bugs me out to see people listen to Meh-gan Trainor's: Like I'm Gonna Lose You in loseless format when it is very autotuned by computers in the first place.

Jazz I can understand if fans want to hear Gonsalves catch his breath between breaks, but I find it to be very pointless and the fun of listening to music is lost when listeners are trying to catch such clarity but forget the music.

Fridges

Do we need 5 doors and 20 storage drawers? What is this? An 'apothecary' fridge to store the 100 varieties of drugs and substances? Not much advances have been made in energy efficiency, yet we get fridges that makes ice in 20 gradations of crush-iness.  A fridge is a fridge, open, put your stuff inside, close.

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Sometimes we get are mesmerised by the sales pitch that we forget we look exactly like that with better skin condition.

That all being said, there is also the factor of phasing out of products or discontinuing support for older products to consider when buying new stuff. But that is how the money world works. For example, a street lamp post : at 5 years of age, it is removed entirely with the ground cemented then again drilled to install the same design but new (probably refurbished) street lamp post with another bulb. It is pointless but money changes hands and it makes some people rich so they are ok and we as ordinary folks have no choice but to suck our own thumbs and watch. However, do not change out your iPhone every time a new one is released. 

Then again, this is not applicable if you genuinely have an interest in Tech. This is only for the good ordinary folks. What do you think?

Thrown-back for real: using flip phone

So recently I got tricked by this

Whoever came up with this, I hope you fall down everyday and only get flesh wounds that hurts in the showers.

Anyhow, I am one of the victims, I blame myself for that too. Now I do not have a iPhone to use, I felt quite naked at first, I have another android phone for work, but it is those low end for the basic stuff, I am not a iFanboy but then it is simple to use and neat looking.

This iPhone has done quite a few nonsense with me and every time, a reset would be able to quickly resolve it. This time, I wasn't able to restore my phone at all. This is the saddening part.

So I had to use this phone for the next few weeks until apple comes up with a good fix or I get a new iPhone.

I introduce you the Samsung E1195.

This phone used to be ideal for army camps where no camera phones is allowed, and I had it as I was going to ORD from my NS. So I had this phone for just in case. Anyhow, this phone has a feature I hadn't experienced in a long time.

The crazy long battery life.

It was 3/5 bars yesterday night, and even after sending some SMS (yes, SMS, cannnot whatsapp) and making few calls, it still remained there till now almost 20 hours later. I might have misplaced the proprietary charger but I am not quite worried about draining out. I believe this phone's last battery bar can last longer than an iPhone's full charge battery due to its lack of functions.

This isn't anything to do with being Analog, the tactile buttons are hard to get used to and I prefer qwerty typing. But it is all I have now, this phone takes the normal sim card but the iphone 5s uses a nano sim card, but I just put it there and it fits quite snugly, if it comes loose, I'll pop the back open and adjust.

The clamshell phone may seem obsolete but it is just targeted at another group of phone users who only talk and text a little. The speed dial helps as well, being forced to go back to basics may not be a bad thing afterall.

However, this period of throwing back is not to brag on the social media, in fact, I do miss the iPhone and will be more appreciative of it. This will be dubbed as the iPhone crisis that hit me in early 2016.